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Cynical and Confused

i fucking RULE!

You are Pulp. Youre quite popular as most people
find it easy to relate to you. You can be a
little eccentric at times, but this only makes
you more endearing to the people around you.
You refuse to conform - people tend to change
to suit you and you plan to keep it that way.

Which Britpop Band Are You?
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me speak good.

this is supposed to be in html, but it's not working right. stupid html. stupid aol. and yeah, i'm a yank. surprise surprise.

 

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

45% Yankee

10% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?  

seeking: wealthy benefactor

Having spent WAY too much money the past several years, and now wanting to further my education and do better by myself, and having a part time job that I cannot leave because I love my boss and he needs me, and unable to find another part time job to supplement my income, and having just spent $1000 that I don't have to register for an English class and finally get my BA, I am seeking a wealthy benefactor.

The benefits are that said benefactor would get to contribute money to a worthy cause, instead of buying another $200 pair of jeans, and the good feeling s/he would get knowing that s/he is helping me. Also, my lifelong gratitude and friendship. And free editing work on any document s/he produces for the rest of his/her lifetime.

Additionally, I would happily accept several upper-middle class benefactors in place of one wealthy one.

I anxiously anticipate a response.

meet kate via stupid online quizzes

You Belong in1967

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

Your EQ is 113

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!

51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.

71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.

91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.

111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.

131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.

150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

You Should Be Catwoman for Halloween!

What should you be for Halloween?

Your Love Style is Manic

 

For you, love is the ultimate rollercoaster And you love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride Every time you fall in love, it feels like the first time And while it's exciting and exhilarating... It's also stressful and scary! What's Your Love Style?

You Are A Good Friend

 

You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?

You Are Socks!

 

Cozy and warm... but easily lost. You make a good puppet. What Crappy Gift Are You?

Against My Better Judgment....

i offered to help a friend who shall remain nameless with a homework assignment. she is in an english class, and was to go online to a discussion board, and post a short autobiography and opinion on a given topic. she chose internet porn, as did some of her other classmates. after everyone had posted, they were then to respond to two of their classmates' posts with their own opinions. my friend posted her autobiography and opinion (internet pornography RULZ!) and then was unable to get back in to post her response opinions. this duty fell to me.

CLASSMATE'S ENTRY:

Hi, my name is Andrea.  I've been at T.C.C for two years and I am working on my envirmental science degree. Eventually I would like to become a Zoologist and work at a big cat reserve.  I would love to internship in Africa and actually be able to just study the cats at the reserve.  I always loved animails for as long as I can remember.  I have a cat named Misty, she is the queen of the house.  I am very active in water sports that is I like to wakeboard and waterski with the occasional tubing.  I also like to snowski.  I own a Moomba which is a skiboat.  Summer would not be summer without being able to cut out ther on the glassy water while my rooster tail flies out into the air. I love skiing.  I was in a water skiing tournament called INT for about four years.  It was my dad who got me hooked on skiing. One thing I can not stand is Internet pornography. Internet Pornography  is what I think is ruining the internet.  The internet was not built or made so people can have sexual fantasies.  It was made to be used as a resource and communication service.  Pornography demotes the whole purpose of the internet!  I don't have children but if I did I would worry about what is poping up on their computer screen. I think about what is the purpose of pornography.  It is none other then people demestrating sexual actievies which in my oppion should be left in bedrooms and not flashing up all over the internet.  Another thing that sickens me with the internet pornography is pictures of young children!I have no words of how discraceful and horrable this is.  There is no good in Internet pornography. That is my oppion on that subject and I wouldlike to here any comments of what you think. 

Marie's Reponses:

Estella1876:  what the mother fuck?
Estella1876:  where do you even start?
Estella1876:  i could sit here for hours
Lovecat713:  haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Estella1876:  the best is the internet pornography "poping" up on the kids computers
Estella1876:  i think given the recent passing of the pope he would be offended to have his name used in such a way
Estella1876:  i thought for the longest time she was talking about regular snow skiing, btu then she was talking about ski boats and skiing in summer
Estella1876:  and that really threw me off
Estella1876:  what is that about her rooster tail?  is that the new name for a mullet?
Lovecat713:  I AM DROOLING I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!
Estella1876:  LOL wait is this for papers she is grading?
Lovecat713:  no, she is IN SCHOOL with this moron!!!!!
Estella1876:  oh my god that would make me want to go to this school
Estella1876:  i thought maybe for a second it was just a fourth grader with a dirty mind, or whos dad liked internet porn, and for a second it was okay

David's Reponses:

StrangelyCompeld:  my first comment... she could have used a stronger transition from water skiing to internet porn.
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOWWWWWWWWW
Lovecat713:  i was like, NICE segue!!!!!
StrangelyCompeld:  'it was my dad who got me hooked on skiing. my dad also likes to look at internet porn.'
Lovecat713:  I AM FUCKING DYING.
StrangelyCompeld:  also, wow! she's been in college for TWO YEARS!
StrangelyCompeld:  hehehehe
StrangelyCompeld:  i don't know, but that little essay really demotes the concept of a (college name here) education. in my oppion.
Lovecat713:  okay, i have to compose a response for annie. yes, i am doing her homework. then i will look at another one and share, because you and marie totally just made my fucking NIGHT.

from some girl's myspace profile (no, this isn't a joke):

  sylvia's Blurbs About me:
I am the nicest person ever until you get on my bad side! Shit doesn't get anybetter that this, I have the greatest boyfriend the bestest best friends ever! Like normal people I hate my job is suck big long green slimy donkey dick. ( not like I would know from exp or anything but just something to give you a mental note. ) I have no kids thank god I just have 2 of the cuttest cats, 2 rabbits and 1 snake that I wouldn't mind getting rid of. I Would have more animals but they cant seem to stay alive for long periods of time. Whom I'd like to meet:
jo momma

 Lovecat713:  david, i have to be honest with you.
Lovecat713:  people who don't watch tv, or say they don't watch tv, or don't own TVs...
Lovecat713:  they really freak me out.
WingerMDW74:  i HATE those people!!
Lovecat713:  i feel there is no POSSIBLE way i could have anything in common with them.
Lovecat713:  ME TOO.
Lovecat713:  seriously if someone says they don't have a tv i am immediately over it.
WingerMDW74:  what's even worse is the people who say they don't watch tv and are lying about it!
WingerMDW74:  i once met someone who said she never watches tv. we then had a 45 minute discussion about alias.
WingerMDW74:  apparently downloading shows of the internet doesn't count as watching tv.
Lovecat713:  oh JESUS.
Lovecat713:  give me a goddamned break.
Lovecat713:  not watching tv does not make you more cultured or active in my opinion.
Lovecat713:  it makes you lame and gives me 25% less to discuss with you.
WingerMDW74:  true!
WingerMDW74:  i know people who read lots and lots of books, AND watch the apprentice!
Lovecat713:  that's julian.
Lovecat713:  okay.
Lovecat713:  read this girl's about me.
Lovecat713:  http://profiles.myspace.com/users/22076265
WingerMDW74:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lovecat713:  eeeeeheeheheee
WingerMDW74:  i was wondering what part was supposed to be the 'punch line', but it just kept going!!
Lovecat713:  "just to give you a mental note"?
Lovecat713:  honey, i am pretty sure you mean mental IMAGE.
WingerMDW74:  hehehe. yes, thanks for that! it' in my brain now!
WingerMDW74:  hehehehehehe
WingerMDW74:  she doesn't have any kids thank god!
Lovecat713:  I'LL say!
Lovecat713:  since she evidently has a hard time keeping animals alive!
WingerMDW74:  cause you know, short-lived animals may be one thing, but when the kids start dropping the authorities start snooping around!
Lovecat713:  heeeeeeeeeeheeheeheheee
WingerMDW74:  i just noticed she has a snake she 'wouldn't mind getting rid of'.
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Lovecat713:  i am sure it will drop.
Lovecat713:  just like all the rest.
WingerMDW74:  i'm sure she said the same thing about her pet hamsters!
WingerMDW74:  man, this profile is just chock full of snickering goodness!
Lovecat713:  heeeeheeheeheeee
WingerMDW74:  i iiked the headline, myself.
Lovecat713:  "Grrrrrrrrr!! (in a sexy kind of way)" 
WingerMDW74:  at first, it was just Grrrrrr!! but it made people standoffish.
Lovecat713:  she didn't want you to think, "Grrrrrrr!! and now i will kill you just like i kill all the animals i purchase and then decide are too much work!"
WingerMDW74:  hehehehehe
WingerMDW74:  and correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the 'sexy' growl spelled 'rawr!' ?
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHA
WingerMDW74:  grrrrr! just sounds like a grizzly bear.
Lovecat713:  i have never actually made OR spelled a sexy growl.
Lovecat713:  all i have ever done is like, "grrr, where the hell is my damned watch?"
WingerMDW74:  hmmm... decidedly NOT sexy! hehehe
Lovecat713:  PREcisely.
WingerMDW74:  i wonder what her job is.
Lovecat713:  i dunno, but i can tell you ONE thing.
WingerMDW74:  and that is?
Lovecat713:  is suck big long green slimy donkey dick