oh god the stupidity!

i really want my "Mood" above to be "crunchy". but whatever.

Note: the phone number below has been changed to protect the identity of the idiotic.

lovecat713: sometimes i am seriously, truly mystified by people.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: an example, please.
lovecat713: i was just talkking to this lady.
lovecat713: she needs to make an appointment for her parents to get estate planning done.
lovecat713: and so i am supposed to get info from her.
lovecat713: number one, she has eight brothers and sisters.
lovecat713: and she doesn't know all their names, addresses, etc.
lovecat713: so she's gonna have to get back to us on that.
lovecat713: number two, she doesn't think her mom has a middle name.
lovecat713: i am like, does she have a middle initial?
lovecat713: "i don't think so. she never told it to me."
lovecat713: okay. what is her birthdate?
lovecat713: "hmmm, oh boy. let's see. her birthday is.... um..... september.... eighth? i think? oh i don't know, i am going to have to get back to you on that."
lovecat713: okay....... do you know her home phone?
ThDvlsAdvoc8: can you mail her the information?
lovecat713: "YES. it's three six oh... thirty-seven thirty-five. umm.... three six oh.... thirty-seven thirty-five.... eight sixty-seven."
lovecat713: who the FUCK says a phone number like that?????
ThDvlsAdvoc8: perhaps she thought you asked her for the combination to the safe where her brain is stored?
lovecat713: thirty sixty oh thirty seventy thirty fifty eighty sixty seventy.
lovecat713: she was on her cell on her way to work. i told her to call me when she got to work and would be able to look up the necessary information.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: if she makes it to work.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: moron.
lovecat713: who would hire her? who doesn't know their parents' middle names and birthdates?
ThDvlsAdvoc8: maybe she works for what's left of Enron.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: she sounds like the perfect employee.
lovecat713: how did she even get a driver's license? and also, she does NOT sound like she should be talking and driving at the same time.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: i'm surprised she didn't have an accident while you were talking to her.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: she can, clearly, only do two things at once....
ThDvlsAdvoc8: ..talk on the phone and drive.
lovecat713: thinking does NOT fit into that equation.