Thursday, September 16, 2004
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
he's my bitch.
Lovecat713: he said he deserved to be yelled at and should have just stood there and taken it.
KEStiteler: yes she should
Lovecat713: are you drunk?
KEStiteler: maybe
KEStiteler: why?
Lovecat713: because you just callled scott a she.
KEStiteler: hahahaha
KEStiteler: tell scott "fuck you" i just missed 2 minutes of nip tuck cause of the emergency broadcast system
KEStiteler: im sure the army has something to do with it
Saturday, September 11, 2004
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
WingerMDW74: we've had this discussion before.
Lovecat713: HAHAHAHA
WingerMDW74: i agree, i suppose.
Lovecat713: i am showing scott pictures of him.
WingerMDW74: just to make you happy.
WingerMDW74: wow. that must be fun for him.
Lovecat713: he thinks he's hot too.
WingerMDW74: he's just saying that to make you happy.
WingerMDW74: you should throw some pics of maggie gyllenhall in there.
WingerMDW74: to mix it up a bit.
Lovecat713: http://brilliance.nu/gallery/images/esquire.jpg
WingerMDW74: i take it all back. he's hotttttt.
Lovecat713: this. is the best. one. ever.
Lovecat713: http://brilliance.nu/gallery/images/interview1.jpg
WingerMDW74: i'm not gay, but i'm willing to learn.
Lovecat713: i mean, seriously. he really is adorable. it's undeniable.
Lovecat713: http://brilliance.nu/gallery/images/interview6.jpg
WingerMDW74: so anyway, he's gonna be in... some movie i can't think of at the moment. coming out at some time soon i don't recall.
Lovecat713: that sky captain movie.
Lovecat713: his lips just beg to be sucked on.
WingerMDW74: oh yeah.
WingerMDW74: that's right.
WingerMDW74: be my guest.
WingerMDW74: i mean, i was gonna do it, but i'll be polite and let you take cutsies.
Lovecat713: THANK YOU.
Lovecat713: i have been waiting a long time for this.
Lovecat713: oh god. he looks like a fussy little boy. http://brilliance.nu/gallery/images/vf3.jpg
WingerMDW74: yeah. i've only been waiting about five minutes now.
WingerMDW74: i'm gonna have to have a long talk with my parents at breakfast tomorrow.
Lovecat713: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WingerMDW74: of course, they must have seen the signs. 30 years old? and not married?
Lovecat713: http://brilliance.nu/gallery/images/paper6.jpg
WingerMDW74: i think this is the most consecutive pics of a guy i've ever looked at. excluding myself, of course.
Lovecat713: he's just.... i can't even verbalize it.
Lovecat713: he is sincerely the best looking man i have literally ever laid eyes on.
Lovecat713: it actually PAINS me that i cannot have him. and makes me want to make out with random british men.
WingerMDW74: well, jolly good show!
Lovecat713: HAHAHAHAHA
WingerMDW74: would you like to take the lift up to get some chips?
Lovecat713: HEEEEEEEE
WingerMDW74: sorry. i'm not proud of that.
Sunday, September 5, 2004
she's right - it IS that time again.
sad today, don't know why.
I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light - Brand New
The time has come for colds and overcoats.
We're quiet on the ride,
we're all just waiting to get home.
Another week away, my greatest fear.
I need the smell of summer,
I need its noises in my ears.
If looks could really kill,
then my profession would be staring.
Please know we do this cause we care
and not for the thrill.
Collect calls to home
to tell them that I realize
that everyone who lives will someday die
and die alone.
And we won't let you in.
Though we're down and out.
We won't let you in.
You win.
I wrote more postcards than hooks.
I read more maps than books.
Feel like every chance to leave
is another chance I should have took.
Every minute is a mile.
I've never felt so hollow.
I'm an old abandoned church with broken pews
and empty aisles.
My secrets for a buck.
Watch me as I cut myself wide open
on this stage. Yes, I am paid
to spill my guts. I won't see home till spring.
Oh, I would kill for the Atlantic,
but I am paid to make girls panic
while I sing.
And we won't let you in.
Though we're down and out.
We won't let you in.
And we won't let you in.
We don't want what isn't ours.
We won't let you in.
You win.
And the coastline is quiet.
While we're quietly losing control.
Yes, we're silent but sure
we inventened the cure
that will wash out my memories of her.
"The harpoon is loaded. The cage is lowered.
The water is red."
Like you.
Wednesday, September 1, 2004
yay work!
I LOVE MY JOB! This is a conversation I had with a Chinese doctor at a nearby mental institution. When reading, you must imagine all his yelling done in a thick Chinese accent.
me: hi, dr. gau? this is kate stiteler, calling from tim williams' office on (patient name). you faxed us the med report you filled out, but i wanted to find out if i could get the original--
dr. gau: THE ORIGINAL?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!
me: well, you faxed us a copy, but the judge really likes to have the original with the original signature--
dr. gau: THEY DIDN'T SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL?!?! WHY DIDN'T THEY SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL?!?! YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE SOCIAL WORKER!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL!!!
me: um, okay, i need to talk to the social worker?
dr. gau: YES!!! THE SOCIAL WORKER!!! GEORGE!!!
me: okay, george? what's george's last name?
dr. gau: GEORGE GR... GREES... GEORGE... THE SOCIAL WORKER FOR E6!!!!!!!!!!
me: okay...
dr. gau: HANG ON!!!!!!!!!
me: okay—
dr. gau: I WILL TRANSFER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!