I LOVE MY JOB! This is a conversation I had with a Chinese doctor at a nearby mental institution. When reading, you must imagine all his yelling done in a thick Chinese accent.
me: hi, dr. gau? this is kate stiteler, calling from tim williams' office on (patient name). you faxed us the med report you filled out, but i wanted to find out if i could get the original--
dr. gau: THE ORIGINAL?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!
me: well, you faxed us a copy, but the judge really likes to have the original with the original signature--
dr. gau: THEY DIDN'T SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL?!?! WHY DIDN'T THEY SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL?!?! YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE SOCIAL WORKER!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL!!!
me: um, okay, i need to talk to the social worker?
dr. gau: YES!!! THE SOCIAL WORKER!!! GEORGE!!!
me: okay, george? what's george's last name?
dr. gau: GEORGE GR... GREES... GEORGE... THE SOCIAL WORKER FOR E6!!!!!!!!!!
me: okay...
dr. gau: HANG ON!!!!!!!!!
me: okay—
dr. gau: I WILL TRANSFER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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