the sundae debacle

my favorite responses so far to our unfair defeat by the disgusting pighead man:

DAVID:

WingerMDW74:  i refuse to acknowledge the results of this contest.
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
WingerMDW74:  i mean, i could understand MAYBE losing to the pretzel girl.
Lovecat713:  oh, we did.
WingerMDW74:  but the pig's head guy!?!?!?!?!?
Lovecat713:  we came in LAST.
WingerMDW74:  BUT if it's any consolation, you guys had the most pics up.
Lovecat713:  did you see the photos? man, i pulled it together even without annie! poor dawn did a great job!
WingerMDW74:  though i did stop looking at pig head guy.
WingerMDW74:  hehehe. you're tenacious!
WingerMDW74:  and apparently so is she!
WingerMDW74:  this contest WAS a sham.
Lovecat713:  something is wrong with a crowd that would rather see some nasty pighead eating freak than me and dawn making sundaes.
WingerMDW74:  personally, i blame that tv show jackass.
WingerMDW74:  your stunt was a celebration of everything that is GOOD in the world: cold ice cream and hot girl-on-girl action!
Lovecat713:  i guess jackass is more entertaining than girls gone wild.
Lovecat713:  sad but true.
WingerMDW74:  i've never been more ashamed to be a man.
Lovecat713:  and now, even sadder, i have to work on surveys for work.
Lovecat713:  i appreciate all your kind words, however.
WingerMDW74:  d'oh! it never stops!
Lovecat713:  and will forward them on to the other parties.
WingerMDW74:  if it's any consolation, you guys are first place with me!
Lovecat713:  THANKS!
WingerMDW74:  of course, i can't give you at $20,000 motorcycle.

BOB:

Lovecat713:  i know! and still we lost!
Dredd713:  what did the winner do?  eat a bull's balls or something gross like that/
Dredd713:  ??
Lovecat713:  close!
Lovecat713:  ate his way out of a pig's head.
Dredd713:  Gee, now if I had to choose between seeing you and your friend in lingerie with ice cream or some asshat eating his way out of a pig's head, I think I'd choose...
Dredd713:  YOU!!! of course....Jesus Christ are the people of Washington State all GAY or just insane?
Dredd713:  of course that's just my opinion
Lovecat713:  HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lovecat713:  that SO made me laugh aloud.
Lovecat713:  well, it was supposed to be who would do the most outrageous stunt for a harley.