Washington State Driver's Licensing Test

Correct answers are in bold.

1. You are driving in optimal conditions on a road where the posted speed limit is 35 mph. The MAXIMUM speed you should travel is:
a. 35 mph.
b. 40 mph.
c. 30 mph
d. Whatever speed you want as long as there aren't any police around.

2. You want to change lanes. Turning on your turn signal indicates to other drivers that:
a. You are changing lanes. They should get out of your way.
b. You intend to change lanes. You still must check for traffic and yield to other cars already in that lane.
c. You have already begun changing lanes and really only need to flash the turn signal on and off once.
d. Both a and c.

3. You want to turn right off of a side street on to a main road. You should:
a. Check both ways for traffic and turn only when the coast is clear.
b. Check both ways for traffic and if you must turn out in front of someone, try to accelerate to an acceptable speed as quickly as is safely possible.
c. Don't check for traffic. Simply cross your fingers, turn, and hope for the best. That's what seatbelts and airbags are for.
d. Check for traffic, but turn as soon as possible no matter how many cars are coming or how fast, and be sure to go as slowly as possible in front of these cars so that they have to slam on their brakes to accomodate your turn. The person turning DOES have the right away, after all.

4. The legal blood alcohol limit in Washington State is:
a. 0.10
b. 0.08
c. 0.50
d. There is no limit. If you feel sober enough to drive, you probably are. Go for it. Also, if you swerve into someone else's lane on the highway, causing her to swerve to avoid you and total her car against the median, DO NOT STOP. You'll only get in trouble.

5. You are required to display the following on your vehicle AT ALL TIMES:
a. Front and back plates.
b. At least one Calvin Pissing sticker.
c. Working headlights and signal lights.
d. Current tags.

6. Valid vehicle insurance is required:
a. At all times.
b. Only when you can afford it.

7. The sign "Stay Right Except to Pass" means:
a. Right wing conservative assholes are in control of the country AGAIN.
b. Absolutely nothing.
c. The left lane is for passing only.
d. The left lane may be utilized by motorists traveling faster than everyone else on   the roadway.

8. The left lane on the highway is for:
a. Traffic traveling fastest.
b. Absolutely anyone.
c. High occupancy vehicles.
d. Passing only.

Thank you for taking the Washington State Driver's Licensing Test! Good luck out there, you'll need it!