help me help me!

i need to find some kind of part-time job to supplement the income i make from my current job. suggestions/leads would be HUGELY appreciated. message me here, or ask for my phone number/e-mail address if you can help. THANK YOU!

kate

get yer tickets, hot fresh tickets...

my very first burlesque show is fast approaching (february 12 in seattle, wa). there are a limited number of tickets, at $10 each, and it is more than likely the venue will sell out (it only seats 60 - 70 people). SOOOO please contact me if you'd like to reserve yourself a ticket and make me really, really, super duper happy. also, i will sign shit for you and you can then have the pleasure, in a year or two, of saying, "i saw her when..."   loves, kate

yes, i suck, i am soliciting your help...

this is pretty easy, i got discounted printer ink, plus if just FIVE of you guys complete one of the offers, i get a free iPod. please??  

kiss kiss.  kate  

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=14304048  

Hey-  

Check out this great site that is giving away totally FREE iPods!   I've joined and I think you should as well.   It's a completely legitimate offer, and this company has already given away $4 million in FREE stuff!   All you have to do is join, complete an online offer, and refer friends to do the same. That's it!   Here is my referral link.

To help me get my iPod, click this exact link to join, or copy and paste it into a browser:
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=14304048  

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We should remember in our dealings with animals that they are a sacred trust to us from our heavenly Father. They are dumb and cannot speak for themselves.
--Harriet Beecher Stowe

this is what i get when i try to be helpful!

don't ask me why i am mean to morons who IM me. this is why.

 I3adI3oy18:  whats up
Lovecat713:  man, i sure get a lot of IMs from guys lately with football icons and backgrounds.
I3adI3oy18:  i hit you up like 20 min ago
Lovecat713:  well, sorry, i have a job and am working.
Lovecat713:  so i'm not really glued to my IMs.
I3adI3oy18:  its ok just wanted to say nice pic
Lovecat713:  thanks.
I3adI3oy18:  by the looks of the pix you r not single
Lovecat713:  no, i am married.
I3adI3oy18:  o well that sucks
Lovecat713:  i suppose.
I3adI3oy18:  not for for me it hard to find a good lookin ladie on aol
Lovecat713:  well... are you a good-looking guy?
I3adI3oy18:  i hope i am
Lovecat713:  well, can't you tell? do girls check you out?
I3adI3oy18:  i send a pic
Lovecat713:  okay. maybe i can guide you.
I3adI3oy18:  will you trade me
Lovecat713:  dude, come on. you have clearly already seen me. forget it, i was just trying to be helpful.
I3adI3oy18:  well thanx for the help
I3adI3oy18:  what did you help me w/ agin
Lovecat713:  oh lord. have a nice day. good luck with your search.
I3adI3oy18:  lol no dont go do you know of a site i can go to]

I3adI3oy18:  lol:-P
Lovecat713:  no, i don't. sorry.

Come One, Come All!

That's right, I will be performing February 12th... Come see Belle Nuit and a class of thousands (okay, ten) dance around like sexy little monkeys for absolutely no money at all!

which tarot card are you?

Spiritual enlightenment, inner illumination, hidden power. Link between seen and unseen. Balance of positive and negative forces. Receptivity. Unseen guidance.
A young woman sits on a throne holding a scroll labeled "Tora" meaning "law." On her breast is the sign of the meeting of heaven and earth, the Maltese cross. Her crown is the full orb supported by horns, the crown ofthe Mother Goddess Isis, who rules all things changeable, shown by the moon at her feet. Her power, upon which her throne rests, derives from the creative principle of duality, shown by the two pillars of light and darkness. To those who know and love her she dispenses the sweet fruit of the world itself, symbolized by the pomegranites.

I Am

Which tarot card are you?

which trainspotting character are you?

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

snl

amy poehler said they were thinking of renaming viagra boi-oi-oi-oi-oing:

Lovecat713:  boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
SkullHeadMan:  that outkast thing was funny
Lovecat713:  she did a good boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
Lovecat713:  i didn't hear it, i was too busy typing boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
SkullHeadMan:  yeah, I got that you liked that.
SkullHeadMan:  maybe you miss the boi-oi-oi-oing
Lovecat713:  i am still getting it. i have seven men. one for each day of the week. want to know their names?
SkullHeadMan:  sure (this should be good)
Lovecat713:  okay.
Lovecat713:  phinneas, larry, harold, artie, danforth, edwin, and olaf.
SkullHeadMan:  wow, seems like you got some real international flavor there.
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SkullHeadMan:  Am I funny enough to get in the journal?
Lovecat713:  yep!

late night commercials!

 Lovecat713:  oh
Lovecat713:  my
Lovecat713:  god
Lovecat713:  there was seriously the BEST fucking tv personal-ad-chatline commercial on EVER. 
WingerMDW74:  really?
WingerMDW74:  i love those, cause all the women in the ads look like GREAT conversationalists!
Lovecat713:  no! this was a MAN!
WingerMDW74:  you're kidding! they actually have those?
Lovecat713:  this brawny guy is in a wifebeater and jeans.
Lovecat713:  and he's by a big pile of logs.
Lovecat713:  and he goes, "i love country living. and i want someone to share it with," as he's putting a log on a stump and picking up a sledgehammer. "that's why i joined tango personals." then he puts one foot on the stump and kinda casually leans his elbow on his knee.
WingerMDW74:  wait, it's not THE brawny guy is it?
Lovecat713:  no, not THE brawny guy. A brawny guy.
WingerMDW74:  ok.
WingerMDW74:  that is SO not a real commercial!
Lovecat713:  I SWEAR TO GOD! i couldn't make this shit up!
WingerMDW74:  i must see this ad some time!
Lovecat713:  i wish, after picking up the sledgehammer, he looked into the camera, grinned wildly, and gave us a "heeeeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"
WingerMDW74:  and what the heck is tango personals?
WingerMDW74:  hehehehe.
Lovecat713:  apparently that's where you can meet brawny the wood chopper!
WingerMDW74:  what self-respecting outdoors macho man would even THINK about joining something called tango personals?
Lovecat713:  he wants someone to share his country life with, david! pay attention!
WingerMDW74:  yes, but c'mon? tango?
WingerMDW74:  that's the LEAST manly personals name ever!
Lovecat713:  what about fast cupid?
WingerMDW74:  uh, it's a faceoff.

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meant to be together.....

annie says:

so weird...

annie says:

for the last hour or so,

annie says:

i can't see any pictures on myspace.

annie says:

oh.

annie says:

my.

annie says:

god.

kate says:

what>

anniesays:

i just hit the browse page.

kate says:

i almost typed whart.

annie says:

and the only picture that showed up, THE ONLY ONE,

annie says:

was yours.

annie says:

i swear to god.

annie says:

that is so fucking weird.

annie says:

it's right there, in the middle of the page.

kate says:

OH MY GOD!@!!!!!!!!!!!

kate says:

i am dying!

annie says:

the ONLY one i can see.

kate says:

i am laughing and like holding my breath at the same time!

kate says:

it's a sign.

kate says:

run away to cabo with me.

annie says:

what. the. fuck.

annie says:

i wish i could show you!!!!

kate says:

ME TOO!@

annie says:

everyone else just has a name, and a blnk spot.

annie says:

including me.

annie says:

we both happen to be on the first page.

kate says:

that's insane!!!

annie says:

bc we're both online right now...

annie says:

yeah.

annie says:

okay. i'm going to hit home, and then go back to this page, and see what happens.

kate says:

okay.

annie says:

you're pic doesn't even show up on MY homepage...

kate says:

weird.

annie says:

yup. but there you are, plain as day on the browse page.

kate says:

WEIRD!

annie says:

in a slightly different spot...

apologies and other useless information

my last entry was venomous, inappropriate, rude, and cruel. i will not delete it because i DID say it, but i am sorry that i sunk to such a base and immature level. i am trying to be a better person, but like any wild thing, when attacked, i attack right back. and let's face it. are those who are governed almost completely by emotion really any more civilized than animals?

open letter to an asshole

i always hated you. i pretended to like you to make things easier. sometimes i even tried to like you.

but when it came down to it, i always hated you.

and the more i learn about you, the more i hate you.

i hate everything about you. your pasty skin. your "i'm too cool for the world" tattoos. your drunken rages. your nasally voice. your bloodshot eyes. your atrocious grammar. your stupidity. your lack of responsibility. your false promises. your constant striving to be more and more of a scenester. your lack of ambition. your controlling, manipulative nature. your ugly personality. your moronic, immature sense of humor. your lack of respect for privacy. your insensitivity. your greediness. your selfishness.

we don't even know each other. but i know enough of you through your behavior, both to me and others, to know you are like cancer. if you really loved anyone besides yourself, you'd change, or kill yourself and rid the world of your poison. you disgust me.

Oh, the Beauty of Morons.

Got this e-mail from some lamebrain on AOL:

Subj: hey
i saw you in member directory and you are sexy as hell, i am 24/m/lakewood;

i responded:
i appreciate the compliment, but i have enough men in my life currently. thanks anyway.

Did he give up? HELL NO:
not even for just like show and tell sexy

Again, I responded:
????? i have no idea what that means, but it really doesn't sound like something i would be interested in. i am more into INTELLECTUAL intercourse, thanks.

and AGAIN, not taking the "you're dumb and i'm not" clue i basically just clubbed him over the head with, he responded:
like getting naked and masturbating together

Ding ding ding! Officially a winner. I responded:
well, as INCREDIBLY enticing as it sounds to do that with a stranger from the internet who would consider, even for a moment, that i would respond favorably to this approach, i am going to have to go with NO, still.

So far, no response. Updates as events progress.