late night commercials!

 Lovecat713:  oh
Lovecat713:  my
Lovecat713:  god
Lovecat713:  there was seriously the BEST fucking tv personal-ad-chatline commercial on EVER. 
WingerMDW74:  really?
WingerMDW74:  i love those, cause all the women in the ads look like GREAT conversationalists!
Lovecat713:  no! this was a MAN!
WingerMDW74:  you're kidding! they actually have those?
Lovecat713:  this brawny guy is in a wifebeater and jeans.
Lovecat713:  and he's by a big pile of logs.
Lovecat713:  and he goes, "i love country living. and i want someone to share it with," as he's putting a log on a stump and picking up a sledgehammer. "that's why i joined tango personals." then he puts one foot on the stump and kinda casually leans his elbow on his knee.
WingerMDW74:  wait, it's not THE brawny guy is it?
Lovecat713:  no, not THE brawny guy. A brawny guy.
WingerMDW74:  ok.
WingerMDW74:  that is SO not a real commercial!
Lovecat713:  I SWEAR TO GOD! i couldn't make this shit up!
WingerMDW74:  i must see this ad some time!
Lovecat713:  i wish, after picking up the sledgehammer, he looked into the camera, grinned wildly, and gave us a "heeeeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"
WingerMDW74:  and what the heck is tango personals?
WingerMDW74:  hehehehe.
Lovecat713:  apparently that's where you can meet brawny the wood chopper!
WingerMDW74:  what self-respecting outdoors macho man would even THINK about joining something called tango personals?
Lovecat713:  he wants someone to share his country life with, david! pay attention!
WingerMDW74:  yes, but c'mon? tango?
WingerMDW74:  that's the LEAST manly personals name ever!
Lovecat713:  what about fast cupid?
WingerMDW74:  uh, it's a faceoff.