Tuesday, January 4, 2005

Oh, the Beauty of Morons.

Got this e-mail from some lamebrain on AOL:

Subj: hey
i saw you in member directory and you are sexy as hell, i am 24/m/lakewood;

i responded:
i appreciate the compliment, but i have enough men in my life currently. thanks anyway.

Did he give up? HELL NO:
not even for just like show and tell sexy

Again, I responded:
????? i have no idea what that means, but it really doesn't sound like something i would be interested in. i am more into INTELLECTUAL intercourse, thanks.

and AGAIN, not taking the "you're dumb and i'm not" clue i basically just clubbed him over the head with, he responded:
like getting naked and masturbating together

Ding ding ding! Officially a winner. I responded:
well, as INCREDIBLY enticing as it sounds to do that with a stranger from the internet who would consider, even for a moment, that i would respond favorably to this approach, i am going to have to go with NO, still.

So far, no response. Updates as events progress.

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