Wednesday, February 16, 2005

tormenting boys online since the early 90s, pt 1

so this guy started IMing me. i closed the box after the first few IMs - in which he talked about 80s bands he liked - then decided to ask what his sn meant. first of all, here is his profile:  

Name: Todd
Location:
Seattle, Tacoma, Puyallup
Gender:      Male
Marital Status:
I am not married
Hobbies & Interests:
I like music, movies, money, travel, intelligence, gardening, singing, dancing, laughing, sports, quality sex and I mean quality long lasting several climax sex, working out, computers, nature, good willed people, and the list goes on and on and on.......
Favorite Gadgets:
One's intelligence and open mindedness
Occupation:
I make deliveries, and not pizza
Personal Quote:
Never get an erection with your shirt tucked into your pants.  This happened a few years ago when I was 19 registering for college.  Now that I am 22, I still can't believe she said that.  Well endowed.  Well embarrassed.

now, for your reading pleasure.... the conversation:    

Lovecat713:  what does YOUR screenname mean?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol, read the profile
Lovecat713:  so your entire online identity is really all about your pride in your penis?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  is it?
Lovecat713:  that's what i'm asking YOU.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  it's a humurous thing really
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I am not one to seriously brag about my larger parts lol
Lovecat713:  well, you certainly don't seem to have a problem mentioning it. repeatedly.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you mentioned it before I did
ShowinWhenGrowin:  so what's your hangup on it?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol
Lovecat713:  to be entirely fair, you mention in both in your profile and apparently in your screen name.
Lovecat713:  i mean, when i asked what your sn meant, and you directed me to your profile... that IS what you meant, correct?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  these are OLD mentions, as i have not CURRENTLY mentioned these things
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you asked, I answered
ShowinWhenGrowin:  if I ask you your age, and you mention it, would I have the right to say, why do you keep mentioning your age?
Lovecat713:  no, only if my screenname was "iam26" and in my profile it said, "by the way, i am 26. did i mention i am 26?"
ShowinWhenGrowin:  listen, it is NOT quite like that
ShowinWhenGrowin:  are you a lesbian or something?
Lovecat713:  well, it's a fair comparison.
Lovecat713:  no, i am just intelligent.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  as am I
Lovecat713:  i guess it's just hard for me to imagine, say, having a profile with something about my tits in the screenname, then an anecdote about them in my profile as well. it just seems... odd.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  well, maybe you take life to seriously, or carry grudges from other aol jerks, but I am not like that...
ShowinWhenGrowin:  be easy on yourself
Lovecat713:  i'm honestly not taking anything too seriously, or carrying any grudges. i am just curious. but for some reason my curiousity is making you defensive.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol, you think this is defensive?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I ask you to take life easy, and you call that defensive?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  LOL
ShowinWhenGrowin:  do you know what you are talking about?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  wow!
Lovecat713:  well, you asking me if i'm a lesbian... telling me it's NOT like that... you just seem a little defensive. i'm just making an observation based on your responses. not accusing you of anything.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I have yet to be defensive...That would be like me saying, quit hitting on me so much
ShowinWhenGrowin:  nonsensical

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