the grammar apple doesn't fall far from the grammar tree

from gretchen - she is pot is for jerks:

smartypants7979: are u a robot?
pot is for jerks: hahaha, yes, i am.
smartypants7979: oh
smartypants7979: wut else do u noe to say?
pot is for jerks: i know how to correct your spelling.
pot is for jerks: and grammar.
pot is for jerks: i can do it all.
smartypants7979: oh, correct it
pot is for jerks: "what else do you know how to say?" or "what else can you say?"
pot is for jerks: will that be all?
smartypants7979: i dun noe u
smartypants7979: coreect that
pot is for jerks: "i don't know you."
pot is for jerks: "correct that."
smartypants7979: You are a fucking bitch
smartypants7979: correct that
pot is for jerks: that sentence was grammatically correct. the first one of the conversation! congratulations, you're not entirely illiterate!
smartypants7979: well try this.

and then gretchen blocked him/her/it. feeling cheated by the abrupt end of this exchange, i decided to take matters into my own hands:

 Lovecat713:  hello. i am the sister robot of the grammar robot you talked to earlier.
Lovecat713:  i am also a fucking bitch.
smartypants7979:  really?
Lovecat713:  yes.
smartypants7979:  I love bitches
smartypants7979:  r u  a slut?
Lovecat713:  no, just a grammar bitch.
smartypants7979:  oh
smartypants7979:  u r a robot too?
Lovecat713:  yes. i am.
smartypants7979:  robot bitch
Lovecat713:  i prefer "robobitch," but okay.
smartypants7979:  press Alt and F4
Lovecat713:  i'm sorry, i don't follow commands.
smartypants7979:  u r scared
Lovecat713:  robots don't have feelings.
smartypants7979:  then robots r stupid
Lovecat713:  robots cannot be stupid or smart. they're machines.
smartypants7979:  those  machine are stupid because i said so
Lovecat713:  interesting. if you say the sky is green, is that also so because you said so?
smartypants7979:  i dun like green
smartypants7979:  i like black
Lovecat713:  i see.
smartypants7979:  so get it right
Lovecat713:  i never suggested you liked green, nor did i suggest you didn't like green.
Lovecat713:  i merely asked a hypothetical question.
smartypants7979:  i didn't say that u said that
Lovecat713:  well, in spite of your lack of correct punctuation, your statement "so get it right" implies that i got something wrong.
smartypants7979:  well u did
smartypants7979:  now fuck off bitch, u type slow
Lovecat713:  yes? and what was it i got wrong?
Lovecat713:  interesting. insults are very mature and intelligent.
Lovecat713:  please, give me more.
smartypants7979:  shut up
smartypants7979:  u r bothering me
Lovecat713:  and it would seem to me that i, in fact, type much more quickly (that's an adverb) than you do.
Lovecat713:  really? you didn't seem to have any problem with bothering my sister. does talking to people who are more intelligent than you are bother you?
smartypants7979:  i m not gonna answer u now cuz u r ignorant, u can keep on talking talking talking, i m just gonna ignor ig nor ignor
Lovecat713:  oh, i'm ignorant? that's interesting.
Lovecat713:  you clearly don't know what the correct definition of that word is.
Lovecat713:  being ignored doesn't bother me.

another abrupt ending! damn it! but i would say that my conversation leaves the score robot grammar sisters 2, moron of indeterminate gender 0.

EXTRA BONUS CHAPTER! kris came online, so we had HER message the person too.

KEStiteler:  guess what!
smartypants7979:  who r u
KEStiteler:  i am the third and final sister / robobitch.
smartypants7979:  i dun care, now fuck off
KEStiteler:  dun? is that anything like "don't?" or "done"?

and then It went silent, for the last time.