the sundae debacle

my favorite responses so far to our unfair defeat by the disgusting pighead man:

DAVID:

WingerMDW74:  i refuse to acknowledge the results of this contest.
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
WingerMDW74:  i mean, i could understand MAYBE losing to the pretzel girl.
Lovecat713:  oh, we did.
WingerMDW74:  but the pig's head guy!?!?!?!?!?
Lovecat713:  we came in LAST.
WingerMDW74:  BUT if it's any consolation, you guys had the most pics up.
Lovecat713:  did you see the photos? man, i pulled it together even without annie! poor dawn did a great job!
WingerMDW74:  though i did stop looking at pig head guy.
WingerMDW74:  hehehe. you're tenacious!
WingerMDW74:  and apparently so is she!
WingerMDW74:  this contest WAS a sham.
Lovecat713:  something is wrong with a crowd that would rather see some nasty pighead eating freak than me and dawn making sundaes.
WingerMDW74:  personally, i blame that tv show jackass.
WingerMDW74:  your stunt was a celebration of everything that is GOOD in the world: cold ice cream and hot girl-on-girl action!
Lovecat713:  i guess jackass is more entertaining than girls gone wild.
Lovecat713:  sad but true.
WingerMDW74:  i've never been more ashamed to be a man.
Lovecat713:  and now, even sadder, i have to work on surveys for work.
Lovecat713:  i appreciate all your kind words, however.
WingerMDW74:  d'oh! it never stops!
Lovecat713:  and will forward them on to the other parties.
WingerMDW74:  if it's any consolation, you guys are first place with me!
Lovecat713:  THANKS!
WingerMDW74:  of course, i can't give you at $20,000 motorcycle.

BOB:

Lovecat713:  i know! and still we lost!
Dredd713:  what did the winner do?  eat a bull's balls or something gross like that/
Dredd713:  ??
Lovecat713:  close!
Lovecat713:  ate his way out of a pig's head.
Dredd713:  Gee, now if I had to choose between seeing you and your friend in lingerie with ice cream or some asshat eating his way out of a pig's head, I think I'd choose...
Dredd713:  YOU!!! of course....Jesus Christ are the people of Washington State all GAY or just insane?
Dredd713:  of course that's just my opinion
Lovecat713:  HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lovecat713:  that SO made me laugh aloud.
Lovecat713:  well, it was supposed to be who would do the most outrageous stunt for a harley.

MEET THE LUCKY ONES?

if you're brave, go to www.meettheluckyones.com. click on "watch the lucky ones". listen to the AMAZING song. get it stuck in your head as i have. and then try, TRY to find some information on it SOMEWHERE. if you succeed, please notify me immediately and i will reward you with gifts of chocolate and sexual favors.

Washington State Driver's Licensing Test

Correct answers are in bold.

1. You are driving in optimal conditions on a road where the posted speed limit is 35 mph. The MAXIMUM speed you should travel is:
a. 35 mph.
b. 40 mph.
c. 30 mph
d. Whatever speed you want as long as there aren't any police around.

2. You want to change lanes. Turning on your turn signal indicates to other drivers that:
a. You are changing lanes. They should get out of your way.
b. You intend to change lanes. You still must check for traffic and yield to other cars already in that lane.
c. You have already begun changing lanes and really only need to flash the turn signal on and off once.
d. Both a and c.

3. You want to turn right off of a side street on to a main road. You should:
a. Check both ways for traffic and turn only when the coast is clear.
b. Check both ways for traffic and if you must turn out in front of someone, try to accelerate to an acceptable speed as quickly as is safely possible.
c. Don't check for traffic. Simply cross your fingers, turn, and hope for the best. That's what seatbelts and airbags are for.
d. Check for traffic, but turn as soon as possible no matter how many cars are coming or how fast, and be sure to go as slowly as possible in front of these cars so that they have to slam on their brakes to accomodate your turn. The person turning DOES have the right away, after all.

4. The legal blood alcohol limit in Washington State is:
a. 0.10
b. 0.08
c. 0.50
d. There is no limit. If you feel sober enough to drive, you probably are. Go for it. Also, if you swerve into someone else's lane on the highway, causing her to swerve to avoid you and total her car against the median, DO NOT STOP. You'll only get in trouble.

5. You are required to display the following on your vehicle AT ALL TIMES:
a. Front and back plates.
b. At least one Calvin Pissing sticker.
c. Working headlights and signal lights.
d. Current tags.

6. Valid vehicle insurance is required:
a. At all times.
b. Only when you can afford it.

7. The sign "Stay Right Except to Pass" means:
a. Right wing conservative assholes are in control of the country AGAIN.
b. Absolutely nothing.
c. The left lane is for passing only.
d. The left lane may be utilized by motorists traveling faster than everyone else on   the roadway.

8. The left lane on the highway is for:
a. Traffic traveling fastest.
b. Absolutely anyone.
c. High occupancy vehicles.
d. Passing only.

Thank you for taking the Washington State Driver's Licensing Test! Good luck out there, you'll need it!

big day for good online conversations!

 Lovecat713:  we have a client in our conference room right now.
Lovecat713:  talking to herself.
KEStiteler:  NICE!
Lovecat713:  loudly.
KEStiteler:  last night this woman was looking at everything in the bakery case and reading the signs aloud
KEStiteler:  and she would trail off at the end of each one
KEStiteler:  caramel apple piiiiiiie
KEStiteler:  nut brownieeeee
Lovecat713:  HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KEStiteler:  then she went over to this display of petite tarts, picked one of the boxes up, read the lable, put the box back down and gave the whole display a wave over her shoulder like "oh, go on!"
Lovecat713:  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KEStiteler:  she was a real freakshow
Lovecat713:  one day i called this lady's house. she lives by herself.
Lovecat713:  she answered.
Lovecat713:  i asked, "hello, may i speak with (name)?"
Lovecat713:  i KNEW it was her.
Lovecat713:  and she told me she wasn't in.
KEStiteler:  what did you do?
Lovecat713:  left a message!
KEStiteler:  i would have called her on ir
KEStiteler:  it
Lovecat713:  i should have been like, "well, when you get in, could you have you call me?"
KEStiteler:  hahahahaha
KEStiteler:  you should have been like "i need to speak to her directly, ill just call back another time when youre ALL there"
Lovecat713:  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lovecat713:  "i can't remember what i did with my umbrella. isn't that crazy?"
Lovecat713:  um, no, not really.
Lovecat713:  you;re talking to yourself. can't imagine your memory's really top notch, either.
KEStiteler:  hahahahaahahaha
Lovecat713:  david's response:
Lovecat713:   WingerMDW74:  i think 'crazy' is having a long and detailed conversation with yourself about not finding your umbrella.

ding ding ding! we have a winner.

MEMOS4U:  ur sexy
MEMOS4U:  and so am i
MEMOS4U:  maybe we should tlak
MEMOS4U:  :)
Lovecat713:  oh, hey, thanks, and congrats. i have enough men in my life, though, and i am asuming, based on your IMs, that you are male.
MEMOS4U:  well yea, i guess if u want it like that then what can i say
MEMOS4U:  i thought i let u kno abpotu me and how sexy u r
MEMOS4U:  :)
Lovecat713:  well, thanks, appreciated.

you know who you are.

if you're reading this, i just want you to know i miss you, and i think of you fondly all the time. i hope you have an amazing birthday.

i was robbed!

annie backed out at the last possible moment due to illness. i somehow got dawn to fill in.

nonetheless, we did not win. who did? the guy with the pighead and the guy who got kicked in the balls. in case you needed further proof that the pacific northwest has some serious, serious issues.