okay, i know i SO SHOULDN'T, but this is too funny not to post. and the interested party most likely will NEVER see it. nonetheless, names have been changed.
Lovecat713: s/he just... can't let it die.
Lovecat713: JUST LET IT DIE, <NAME>.
(Friend): your relationship is like jason. or chucky.
(Friend): you THINK it's dead. you cut off all the arms and legs and head.
Lovecat713: <name> could be a horror movie. s/he could.
(Friend): stakes through the heart.
(Friend): all that good stuff.
(Friend): but it STILL finds a way to hobble on up.
Lovecat713: and continue to destroy.
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