HAIRDRESSER ON FIRE

okay, yes. i had a dream i was best friends with Morrissey. and it was the best fucking dream of my life, believe it.

Lovecat713:  i am becoming more and more obsessed with moz.
WingerMDW74:  hmmmmm.
WingerMDW74:  does he know?
Lovecat713:  no, but he will soon.
Lovecat713:  he is now the target of my affection. i can only love morrissey.
Lovecat713:  morrissey and cheese.
WingerMDW74:  when he finds you outside in his shrubs?
Lovecat713:  yes.
Lovecat713:  only he'll probably call it foliage.
WingerMDW74:  i'm gonna call my new comic strip morrissey and cheese.
Lovecat713:  sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!! finally *I* get some shout outs!
WingerMDW74:  sounds like a 70s buddy cop show, kinda.
WingerMDW74:  you haven't gotten shout outs?
Lovecat713:  well.
Lovecat713:  annie's msn sn is current kate is great.
Lovecat713:  and some people like to publicly debride me without actually mentioning my name.
Lovecat713:  but other than that, not so much.
WingerMDW74:  that's a fair amount of fame, i'd say.
WingerMDW74:  and just imagine the headlines you're gonna get when they drag you away from moz's house in handcuffs!
Lovecat713:  hell yeah!
Lovecat713:  wait.
Lovecat713:  no.
Lovecat713:  morrissey would NEVER do that to me.
WingerMDW74:  once the authorities are involved, it's out of his hands.
Lovecat713:  nuh uh.
Lovecat713:  you choose if you want to have the person arrested.
Lovecat713:  or press charges.
Lovecat713:  and he will choose NO when he sees me.
Lovecat713:  and is instantly struck by our bond.
Lovecat713:  formed in my dream of a couple nights ago.