"shut the fuck up, bitch." - julian

okay, i really like cheese. a lot. conversation between gretchen and i on msn:

kate says:

i don't know why i did it... to be fair, i was unwrapping cheese at the same time.

gretchen says:

you have a cheese problem.

my friend david's response to gretchen's observation:

  WingerMDW74:  i was gonna say something, but i felt that was a family issue.
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WingerMDW74:  i mean, you're eating OTHER cheeses now.
WingerMDW74:  you're no longer just stopping at one.
Lovecat713:  i truly love cheese.
Lovecat713:  no one can take that away from me.
WingerMDW74:  hmmmm.
WingerMDW74:  time for the intervention.
WingerMDW74:  where we go around the room and each say how your cheese problem has affected us.
Lovecat713:  how has it affected you?
WingerMDW74:  i don't know yet. fortunately i'll have a few days at least to come up with something.
Lovecat713:  i'm back to the comte now.
WingerMDW74:  either that, or i'll just take what someone else says and rephrase it.
Lovecat713:  no way. this is my intervention, and you're going FIRST.
WingerMDW74:  wait a minute! you don't get to run the intervention!
WingerMDW74:  that's not how it works!
Lovecat713:  I RUN THE INTERVENTION.
WingerMDW74:  okay. but you're not in charge of snacks.
WingerMDW74:  god forbid there be a cheese plate that undermines the whole thing.
Lovecat713:  cheese for one, cheese for all!