late night vh1 classic with david, part one.

note: i'd have made this all one entry, but apparently our wittiness was WAY too much for AOL, and had to be divided.

first video. mercedes boy. pebbles. absolutely awful. pebbles is looking sexy and singing while some uber gay looking guy is dancing on a street corner. apparently for a ride in her mercedes, he is going to dance, badly. and it works, because at the end, she picks him up.

Lovecat713:  i am now watching what is possibly one of the worst videos i have ever seen on vh1 classic.
WingerMDW74:  hehehe. which one?
Lovecat713:  mercedes boy by pebbles.
WingerMDW74:  c'mon! don't you wanna ride in my mercedes boy? tell me what you wanna do!

next up. gas face by 3rd bass. the song is bad, but the video is good in a painful, silly, 80s way.

Lovecat713:  nowsome white rapper named 3rd bass.... with gilbert godfried, possibly THE most annoying man born in the last two hundred years, in the video.
WingerMDW74:  yeah. what the hell IS this?
Lovecat713:  oh, are you sharing with me?
Lovecat713:  this is a winner.
WingerMDW74:  once i heard pebbles was on, i HAD to turn over there!
Lovecat713:  THAT WAS FLAVOR FLAV!
WingerMDW74:  i think he's lost some street cred with me.
Lovecat713:  this song is evidently called gas face. at the beginning they sort of explained what a gas face was, but i couldn't understand them.
WingerMDW74:  so mercedes boy is worse than THIS?
WingerMDW74:  and what the heck did hammer do to THEM, anyway?
Lovecat713:  mercedes boy was REALLY bad! have you ever seen it?
Lovecat713:  maybe he hurt 'em.
WingerMDW74:  i think. back in the 80s!
WingerMDW74:  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Lovecat713:  heeeeeeeeeeee
WingerMDW74:  i asked him nicely not to.
Lovecat713:  i was about to say! we asked him, please don't.

we were then presented with a video, the name and artist of which both of us missed. it did feature an entire gymnasium of african-american teenage girls apparently competing in a jumprope competition. that was the ENTIRE video. you couldn't even see anyone singing or anything.

Lovecat713:  what is this one? did you see?
WingerMDW74:  ok, what the hell is THIS?
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHA
WingerMDW74:  you know, i love how this channel pulls all these incredibly obscure videos from out of nowhere.
Lovecat713:  was that malcolm mclaren?
WingerMDW74:  but sometimes it's not so good.
Lovecat713:  apparently he's a hgym teacher now.
WingerMDW74:  well, you gots to pay the bills.
Lovecat713:  trhat was totally sugar ray, wasn't it?
WingerMDW74:  i can't tell. i'm too mezmerized by the jumping.
WingerMDW74:  wait a minute, i think i saw a white guy!
Lovecat713:  malcolm mclaren!
WingerMDW74:  you're right!
Lovecat713:  OH
Lovecat713:  MY
Lovecat713:  FUCKING
Lovecat713:  GOD
WingerMDW74:  hehehehehehehehe
Lovecat713:  i only saw him briefly!
Lovecat713:  and i was SO kidding!
Lovecat713:  based solely on the hair!
Lovecat713:  AHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
WingerMDW74:  you only THOUGHT you were kidding!
Lovecat713:  i am laughing so hard!
Lovecat713:  color me SO IMPRESSED WITH MYSELF!
WingerMDW74:  you're just lucky someone was here to acknowledge it.
Lovecat713:  I SO KNOW!