today is starting off pretty shitty. i first got an e-mail that made me cry, and then in the middle of my shower, the water turned cold. nonetheless, here are a couple amusing anecdotes.
a few minutes ago, i answered the phone here at work and said, "law office of timothy williams." the woman on the other end said, "oui, bonjour, (and then some rapid fire french i didn't understand)." i was like, "uh, i'm sorry. i speak very little french..." tim was right behind me and YELLED, "THEY KEEP CALLING HERE!" and she said, "uh, okay," and hung up. it was classic.
then gretchen passed this gem on to me:
it's my birthday it's my birthday says:
so listen to this. it's my birthday it's my birthday says:our room phone rings, usually only jr or jd calls the room phone. i answer, its a girl. shes like hey gretchen, you want to go to dinner?
it's my birthday it's my birthday says:
and i was like uhhhhhhh
it's my birthday it's my birthday says:
ok, let me check something real quick. i covered the receiver and was like phoebe, someone just asked me to dinner and i have no idea who it is.
they're conducting an investigation! you can't come out of the closet for THAT?!? says:
heeeeeeeeeee it's my birthday it's my birthday says:
so i get back on the phone and i was like, ill ask jr what our plans are and then give you a call back. do i have your number? and the girl was like uh, i dont know. she gavev it to me, i hung up, ,and phoebe shouted
it's my birthday it's my birthday says:
YOU JUST MADE DINNER PLANS WITH SOMEONE YOUDONT KNOW
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