my mom was on a roll today!

Lovecat713:  i'm never having children.
Shs52051:  why not?
Lovecat713:  i don't want any.
Lovecat713:  ever.
Shs52051:  wow, that's disappointing
Shs52051:  you'll just be a strange cat person the rest of your life
Lovecat713:  thanks mom.
Lovecat713:  always appreciate the support and words of encouragement.

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Shs52051:  then he has the nerve to act all elitist in the drugstore down in chichester last night
Shs52051:  when he acts like a whigger
Lovecat713:  okay, that term is not socially acceptable, ma, fyi.
Shs52051:  i told him to finish school and go to college...oh i know the term is wrong but so is his attitude and he wears clothes like he just escaped from chester high
Shs52051:  where he would get eaten ALIVE
Shs52051:  little white boy
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHA
Lovecat713:  red-haired white boy!
Shs52051:  casper!

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 Lovecat713:  SCOTT JUST TOLD ME THE FUNNIEST STORY EVER.
Shs52051:  drew just came in and asked what i was doing and then left because i am occupying HIS "crib"
Lovecat713:  these two soldiers of his, creech and musset, were supposed to go to this other girl soldier, mock's, house for some reason, to pick something up.
Lovecat713:  and mock wasn't going to be there, so her husband told her to tell them if he wasn't there, to come in, make themselves comfortable, and he'd be back shortly.
Shs52051:  you sound like you are talking about weasals or wolverines or somethin
Lovecat713:  so they got there, no husband. they go in, get some beers from the fridge, sit down, and start watching tv.
Lovecat713:  pretty soon, the owner comes home.... and it's not mock's husband. THEY WERE AT THE WRONG HOUSE.
Shs52051:  man, they weren't in the wrong house were they?
Shs52051:  OH NO!!!!!!!
Lovecat713:  OH YES!!!!!!!
Lovecat713:  and these are pretty rough guys!
Shs52051:  like that commercial where the guy bashes the window of someone else's car
Lovecat713:  scott said creech was probably already drunk!
Shs52051:  jeez!
Lovecat713:  they wer eluckily able to talk themselves out of it before guns or cops got involved.
Shs52051:  what did the guy do?  and why was HIS house open?  do they leave things unlocked out there?
Shs52051:  just buying new beer should have solved the prob
Lovecat713:  they must have been in a nice neighborhood or something. i think the guy was like, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM DRINKING MY BEER?!?!"
Shs52051:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shs52051:  i would ask the same thing...indignantly!!!

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Shs52051:  i love your snowman's mouth
Lovecat713:  he's a happy guy.
Lovecat713:  he loves you too.
Lovecat713:  see - kiss.
Shs52051:  he' seems to be a real mouth breather however
Lovecat713:  you try breathing through a carrot.
Lovecat713:  let me know how that works out for you.
Shs52051:  heeeee
Lovecat713:  HAHAHAHAHA
Shs52051:  i have a code in my nodes!