HE'S BACK!

My Sid came back! Thank you, everyone!!!

SID

If you're reading this, please take a second to say a prayer that my Sid comes home to me. I miss him very much and am spending way too much time crying for him. So if you could please send some good vibes my way, I promise karma will repay you in a positive way.

If you want to, add a comment with a positive thought after this journal so I know someone has read it and is hoping with me.

Thanks, everybody.

goddamn it, you're all on to me!

underneath my kind exterior i am actually mean. i don't know how you all caught on, but it is true. i only let people walk all over me so i can lull them into a false sense of security. i will have my revenge on whoever let this secret out....

oh god the stupidity!

i really want my "Mood" above to be "crunchy". but whatever.

Note: the phone number below has been changed to protect the identity of the idiotic.

lovecat713: sometimes i am seriously, truly mystified by people.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: an example, please.
lovecat713: i was just talkking to this lady.
lovecat713: she needs to make an appointment for her parents to get estate planning done.
lovecat713: and so i am supposed to get info from her.
lovecat713: number one, she has eight brothers and sisters.
lovecat713: and she doesn't know all their names, addresses, etc.
lovecat713: so she's gonna have to get back to us on that.
lovecat713: number two, she doesn't think her mom has a middle name.
lovecat713: i am like, does she have a middle initial?
lovecat713: "i don't think so. she never told it to me."
lovecat713: okay. what is her birthdate?
lovecat713: "hmmm, oh boy. let's see. her birthday is.... um..... september.... eighth? i think? oh i don't know, i am going to have to get back to you on that."
lovecat713: okay....... do you know her home phone?
ThDvlsAdvoc8: can you mail her the information?
lovecat713: "YES. it's three six oh... thirty-seven thirty-five. umm.... three six oh.... thirty-seven thirty-five.... eight sixty-seven."
lovecat713: who the FUCK says a phone number like that?????
ThDvlsAdvoc8: perhaps she thought you asked her for the combination to the safe where her brain is stored?
lovecat713: thirty sixty oh thirty seventy thirty fifty eighty sixty seventy.
lovecat713: she was on her cell on her way to work. i told her to call me when she got to work and would be able to look up the necessary information.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: if she makes it to work.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: moron.
lovecat713: who would hire her? who doesn't know their parents' middle names and birthdates?
ThDvlsAdvoc8: maybe she works for what's left of Enron.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: she sounds like the perfect employee.
lovecat713: how did she even get a driver's license? and also, she does NOT sound like she should be talking and driving at the same time.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: i'm surprised she didn't have an accident while you were talking to her.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: she can, clearly, only do two things at once....
ThDvlsAdvoc8: ..talk on the phone and drive.
lovecat713: thinking does NOT fit into that equation.

on music

lovecat713: if i had to pick two bands that i hated A LOT, they would be as follows:
lovecat713: steely dan
lovecat713: yaz
ThDvlsAdvoc8: yeah, i never understood how yaz became so popular.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: they're such oddballs.
lovecat713: there are other bands i hate.
lovecat713: but those are the top two.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: you have a list?
lovecat713: also, there is an oldies song.
lovecat713: and it goes, "i think it's gonna be all right, yes, the worst is over now, the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball."
lovecat713: i don;t know who sings it. but i hate them, because that is the WORST simile in the WORLD.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: i didn't know red rubber balls shined.
lovecat713: THANK YOU.
lovecat713: a few years ago i was really on a tear about it.
lovecat713: cause i used to listen to the oldies station at work.,
lovecat713: and hear that song all the time.
ThDvlsAdvoc8: it must be popular.
lovecat713: and i went home to my parents' house raging about it.
lovecat713: and i said to my father, "WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RED RUBBER BALL SHINE/?"
lovecat713: my father looked at me and said, "well. maybe if it was on fire."
ThDvlsAdvoc8: i think i'd like your dad.