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oh god it never ends.....

 yesterday, after i talked to genius mchuge penis, i forwarded the conversation around for everyone to enjoy. after julian read it, i discussed with him how, 9 times out of 10, after a conversation like that, i will end up hearing from the guy again. there is something about an intelligent, bitchy woman that these idiot men cannot stay away from. they don't know that i am kind, compassionate, etc - all they know is that i was a real bitch to them online. nonetheless, more often than not, they come back for more.   today, i got up to the following message waiting for me, received whilst i was away/asleep:  

 ShowinWhenGrowin:  whatever happened yesterday, I am sorry for my part...
Auto response from Lovecat713:
...I want to tell you my tale
How I fell in love and jumped out on my bail...

History - The Verve  

 i didn't respond. then, just now...  

 DomMasterFirm:  Thompson Twins or Duran Duran are not top 10 for you?
Lovecat713:  no, sorry.
DomMasterFirm:  why not though?
Lovecat713:  because i'm not so much into the top 40 type music.
DomMasterFirm:  do you think everything they made went top 40?
DomMasterFirm:  not hardly
DomMasterFirm:  the cure had like 20 top 40 hits, so what you said makes no sense
Lovecat713:  oh, really? please, send me a list of those 20 when you have time.
Lovecat713:  also, does it really matter, honestly, what makes me like one band more than another?
DomMasterFirm:  I guess not, but it was ONLY a question, and you did not make sense with the answer...wow, are you ok?
Lovecat713:  wow, i am getting the STRANGEST feeling that i talked to your twin brother yesterday.
DomMasterFirm:  I have a sister
Lovecat713:  okay, well, your doppelganger.
DomMasterFirm:  excuse me?
DomMasterFirm:  maybe YOUR doppleganger
Lovecat713:  i'm really not even sure what that means.
DomMasterFirm:  all I asked was a simple question and you are off and running about doppleganger??
DomMasterFirm:  I have no clue
Lovecat713:  i'm a DETRACTOR, you see.
Lovecat713:  i have no accountability.
Lovecat713:  NONE/.
DomMasterFirm:  what?
DomMasterFirm:  ok, well, have a good day
Lovecat713:  just take my word for it.
DomMasterFirm:  fine
DomMasterFirm:  I hope you get the help you desperately seem to need
Lovecat713:  me too!
DomMasterFirm:  lol

FYI - here's Mr. Firm's profile:

Name: SirDom
Gender:      Male
Hobbies & Interests: Be honest, polite, and be submissive...There are only a few special people that can share what I have learned...Only the best kink available...Do you like any extreme? Very well endowed for those special submissives...
Personal Quote: Do the best you can to share happiness...The world is counting on you...

tormenting boys online since the early 90s, part 2

Lovecat713:  we're all entitled to draw our own conclusions and make our own observations. ShowinWhenGrowin:  I originally found you to discuss 80's things, and YOU turned this into a penis thing, NOT mer
ShowinWhenGrowin:  me
Lovecat713:  you asked me what my sn meant. i asked you what yours meant. i then MERELY asked if your online identity really just revolved around your penis. yes or no would have been an acceptable answer.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I said no
ShowinWhenGrowin:  not really
ShowinWhenGrowin:  and you went on and on and on like you were TRULY interested, yet tried to put it back on me when YOU could have EASILY dropped it
Lovecat713:  no, you told me you "weren't one to brag about" it, then accused me of having some sort of hang up with it. look back and see.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  wow, I can't believe it is STILL YOUR topic
ShowinWhenGrowin:  NOT mine
Lovecat713:  is it? it doesn't seem to me you've yet dropped it.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you are a trip
Lovecat713:  i try.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you are what we call in the business as a DEFLECTOR
ShowinWhenGrowin:  usually one who lacks accoutability
Lovecat713:  what business is that?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  see, there you go again
ShowinWhenGrowin:  sticking your nose in...Good bye
Lovecat713:  AHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lovecat713:  good bye, sir!
ShowinWhenGrowin:  later
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you can have some other fool to chat with
Lovecat713:  cause this fool is done?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  are you?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  good bye
Lovecat713:  tata!

tormenting boys online since the early 90s, pt 1

so this guy started IMing me. i closed the box after the first few IMs - in which he talked about 80s bands he liked - then decided to ask what his sn meant. first of all, here is his profile:  

Name: Todd
Location: Seattle, Tacoma, Puyallup
Gender:      Male
Marital Status: I am not married
Hobbies & Interests: I like music, movies, money, travel, intelligence, gardening, singing, dancing, laughing, sports, quality sex and I mean quality long lasting several climax sex, working out, computers, nature, good willed people, and the list goes on and on and on.......
Favorite Gadgets: One's intelligence and open mindedness
Occupation: I make deliveries, and not pizza
Personal Quote: Never get an erection with your shirt tucked into your pants.  This happened a few years ago when I was 19 registering for college.  Now that I am 22, I still can't believe she said that.  Well endowed.  Well embarrassed.

now, for your reading pleasure.... the conversation:    

Lovecat713:  what does YOUR screenname mean?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol, read the profile
Lovecat713:  so your entire online identity is really all about your pride in your penis?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  is it?
Lovecat713:  that's what i'm asking YOU.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  it's a humurous thing really
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I am not one to seriously brag about my larger parts lol
Lovecat713:  well, you certainly don't seem to have a problem mentioning it. repeatedly.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you mentioned it before I did
ShowinWhenGrowin:  so what's your hangup on it?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol
Lovecat713:  to be entirely fair, you mention in both in your profile and apparently in your screen name.
Lovecat713:  i mean, when i asked what your sn meant, and you directed me to your profile... that IS what you meant, correct?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  these are OLD mentions, as i have not CURRENTLY mentioned these things
ShowinWhenGrowin:  you asked, I answered
ShowinWhenGrowin:  if I ask you your age, and you mention it, would I have the right to say, why do you keep mentioning your age?
Lovecat713:  no, only if my screenname was "iam26" and in my profile it said, "by the way, i am 26. did i mention i am 26?"
ShowinWhenGrowin:  listen, it is NOT quite like that
ShowinWhenGrowin:  are you a lesbian or something?
Lovecat713:  well, it's a fair comparison.
Lovecat713:  no, i am just intelligent.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  as am I
Lovecat713:  i guess it's just hard for me to imagine, say, having a profile with something about my tits in the screenname, then an anecdote about them in my profile as well. it just seems... odd.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  well, maybe you take life to seriously, or carry grudges from other aol jerks, but I am not like that...
ShowinWhenGrowin:  be easy on yourself
Lovecat713:  i'm honestly not taking anything too seriously, or carrying any grudges. i am just curious. but for some reason my curiousity is making you defensive.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  lol, you think this is defensive?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I ask you to take life easy, and you call that defensive?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  LOL
ShowinWhenGrowin:  do you know what you are talking about?
ShowinWhenGrowin:  wow!
Lovecat713:  well, you asking me if i'm a lesbian... telling me it's NOT like that... you just seem a little defensive. i'm just making an observation based on your responses. not accusing you of anything.
ShowinWhenGrowin:  I have yet to be defensive...That would be like me saying, quit hitting on me so much
ShowinWhenGrowin:  nonsensical

should i stay or should i GO?

 Lovecat713:  okay. so there was just a commercial for detrol LA on.
Lovecat713:  you may not know what detrol LA is. but i am quite sure you would recognize the theme song - "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now, gotta go gotta go gotta GO!"
WingerMDW74:  ahhhh!
Lovecat713:  apparently it reduces inflammation in your bladder or something so you don't have to pee every five minutes.
Lovecat713:  well right after said commercial ended, a commercial for empire flooring (or whatever it's called) came on.
Lovecat713:  and this old lady goes, "good things come to those who wait."
WingerMDW74:  i'm getting conflicting messages here.
Lovecat713:  and it struck me as SO funny after the commercial with the lady who had to pee RIGHT NOW!
Lovecat713:  hahahahaha
WingerMDW74:  yes, sometimes OTHER things come to those who wait.
Lovecat713:  like wet pants!
WingerMDW74:  if you're lucky!
Lovecat713:  heeeeeheeheehee

never trust a good thing.

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one more time........

okay, to date, six of you have signed up to help me get the free iPod, but NO ONE has completed an offer, which means i get NOTHING.
 
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=14304048
 
you actually have to sign up AND THEN complete an offer. yes, you have to use your REAL information. i ended up completing two - BMG music club, which my friend david swears is a great deal if you work it right, and i ordered printer ink from myinks.com, which worked out well, because i needed ink anyhow, and have actually ordered from them before.
 
anyhow. it has been a couple weeks since i pestered you about this the first time, and so far, i haven't gotten any spam from them or anything, so i think it's safe there. also, the company was profiled in the NY Times as being legit. SO....
 
i am broke. and sad. winning something would make me happy! you want me to be happy, right? click the link above and make me happy. the power is yours.
 
love you love you love you.
 
k8