ACTUAL Mood: Cranky
Okay, so first things first. I am now down to 5 days till LASIK. I am a little nervous, but I spoke with a nurse there yesterday, and she assured me that so far, no one has lost any eyeballs. So the way I figure it, it's a win/win - either I get to keep my eyeballs, or I go down in the record book. SCORE!
Second. Okay, someone is reading this shitting thing. I know this, because the counter says it's been viewed 650 times. Who the hell is reading this crap regularly? I mean, really? And whoever you are, why aren't you leaving comments or something so I can thank you for your avid interest in my mundane existence? You rock!
Third, I realized in the car the other day that if I were to die, there are things I would like to tell the people I love (okay, and some things I'd ALSO like to say to the people I DON'T love so much) that might never get said. This led to me wanting to write a bunch of sappy e-mails to my friends and family but I didn't so you can all thank me whenever you have a chance. Or, if for some odd ass reason you want to hear a bunch of sappy junk, ask me when I'm in either a better or a more morbid mood and I'll be happy to share.
Fourth, man, I made a major internet faux pas yesterday and I doubt the person it involved is reading this, but if you are, I'm an asshole. And I apologize, and it was COMPLETELY unintended and made me seriously blush and feel like a moron and a jerk for the whole night. Sorry.
That is all.
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Confession: I'm a reader and you don't know me. Is that wierd?
Why yes. It is a bit strange. But that's okay. As Morrissey says, "And if I seem a little strange, well, that's because I am."
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