i offered to help a friend who shall remain nameless with a homework assignment. she is in an english class, and was to go online to a discussion board, and post a short autobiography and opinion on a given topic. she chose internet porn, as did some of her other classmates. after everyone had posted, they were then to respond to two of their classmates' posts with their own opinions. my friend posted her autobiography and opinion (internet pornography RULZ!) and then was unable to get back in to post her response opinions. this duty fell to me.
CLASSMATE'S ENTRY:
Hi, my name is Andrea. I've been at T.C.C for two years and I am working on my envirmental science degree. Eventually I would like to become a Zoologist and work at a big cat reserve. I would love to internship in Africa and actually be able to just study the cats at the reserve. I always loved animails for as long as I can remember. I have a cat named Misty, she is the queen of the house. I am very active in water sports that is I like to wakeboard and waterski with the occasional tubing. I also like to snowski. I own a Moomba which is a skiboat. Summer would not be summer without being able to cut out ther on the glassy water while my rooster tail flies out into the air. I love skiing. I was in a water skiing tournament called INT for about four years. It was my dad who got me hooked on skiing. One thing I can not stand is Internet pornography. Internet Pornography is what I think is ruining the internet. The internet was not built or made so people can have sexual fantasies. It was made to be used as a resource and communication service. Pornography demotes the whole purpose of the internet! I don't have children but if I did I would worry about what is poping up on their computer screen. I think about what is the purpose of pornography. It is none other then people demestrating sexual actievies which in my oppion should be left in bedrooms and not flashing up all over the internet. Another thing that sickens me with the internet pornography is pictures of young children!I have no words of how discraceful and horrable this is. There is no good in Internet pornography. That is my oppion on that subject and I wouldlike to here any comments of what you think.
Marie's Reponses:
Estella1876: what the mother fuck?
Estella1876: where do you even start?
Estella1876: i could sit here for hours
Lovecat713: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Estella1876: the best is the internet pornography "poping" up on the kids computers
Estella1876: i think given the recent passing of the pope he would be offended to have his name used in such a way
Estella1876: i thought for the longest time she was talking about regular snow skiing, btu then she was talking about ski boats and skiing in summer
Estella1876: and that really threw me off
Estella1876: what is that about her rooster tail? is that the new name for a mullet?
Lovecat713: I AM DROOLING I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!
Estella1876: LOL wait is this for papers she is grading?
Lovecat713: no, she is IN SCHOOL with this moron!!!!!
Estella1876: oh my god that would make me want to go to this school
Estella1876: i thought maybe for a second it was just a fourth grader with a dirty mind, or whos dad liked internet porn, and for a second it was okay
David's Reponses:
StrangelyCompeld: my first comment... she could have used a stronger transition from water skiing to internet porn.
Lovecat713: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOWWWWWWWWW
Lovecat713: i was like, NICE segue!!!!!
StrangelyCompeld: 'it was my dad who got me hooked on skiing. my dad also likes to look at internet porn.'
Lovecat713: I AM FUCKING DYING.
StrangelyCompeld: also, wow! she's been in college for TWO YEARS!
StrangelyCompeld: hehehehe
StrangelyCompeld: i don't know, but that little essay really demotes the concept of a (college name here) education. in my oppion.
Lovecat713: okay, i have to compose a response for annie. yes, i am doing her homework. then i will look at another one and share, because you and marie totally just made my fucking NIGHT.
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